This is Nikki Guymon's fault, what a dirtbag.
My name is Hayley Labum. Note that there are four syllables in my name, and that there are precisely six letters in both the first and last name, making my name symmetrical along the central vertical axis by way of syllables and letter numbers.
The second thing you need to know about me is that I'm an artist, a dang good one too, just ask my mom, she'll tell you, actually don't ask my mom, I think she thinks my art is weird:!
The third thing, well that's probably all you need to know.